Baby Billy Righteous Gemstones Candle with a printed design on a gradient background

Glass candle with a QR code label on a gradient background

Uncle Baby Billy Prayer Candle – Patron Saint of the Righteous Gemstones

$20.00

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Description

Can we get an amen for Uncle Baby Billy?

This white altar candle honors the one and only Patron Saint of the Righteous Gemstones—in all his glory, complete with silver fox hair, an eternal grin, and holy Southern swagger. Whether you’re lighting this up for laughs, spiritual guidance, or a little bit of televangelical chaos, this candle’s got your back (and your bankroll).

Digitally designed and hand-applied to a traditional 7-day altar candle, this piece is equal parts kitsch, camp, and cult comedy gold.

🔥 A must-have for fans of The Righteous Gemstones, Danny McBride, or anyone raised on church and mischief.

Details & Features:

8” tall unscented white paraffin altar candle
Hand-cut & applied high-gloss label featuring Uncle Baby Billy
Sacred Heart parody design with heavenly light background
Label reads: “Saint Uncle Baby Billy”
Handmade item – placement may vary slightly
Burn time: ~80 hours
Ships carefully wrapped – store in moderate temps only
QR code on the back adds an extra fun detail for collectors

Why You’ll Love It:
-Hilarious altar addition for TV fans and mischief-makers
-The perfect white elephant or gag gift for Southern families
-Great for themed parties, shrine decor, or as a prayer for prosperity
-Small-batch, handmade novelty candle from an indie shop

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Uncle Baby Billy Prayer Candle – Patron Saint of the Righteous Gemstones

$20.00

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